[King Pheenix]
Toil over blood and sweat, love my job
raucous god, sacrifice loot, absolve,
this,critical, confirm the visual
Guns for guns, digital , eridium into you
XO, First, low center, quick grab
scraps, you have the blue lighted path.
Million multipliers you do the math
blast a bitch to 64 bits, scratch
legendary itch, perlescent to the iris
Shots, brick wall, falling. the sky hits
Mine,beautiful, got a wedding band
meddle man or woman, then you get a tan
crisp,the trigger quicker than you dodge
click, reload it, Dine on the shots
enough, bruised guts? lace the boots up
loot slut, think you had dibs too tough.

[StarF]
Yeah I look threatening but it's hard to be menacing when I can't grab a weapon
Why you testin'? Now even my own party is steppin'?
Time to learn your lesson
Taking the next legendary drop? Out of the question
Like "Yeah you can have the next one, don't worry"
But when I catch a glimpse you immediately scurry
Fool me once, shame on you
Duel me once, sliced in two

[King Pheenix]
Diced and bruised, chopped salad flesh
need an allen wrench, tighten up your step
blessed, 800 times,l make this fast
dont follow, like a shitty album, i skip tracks
Quick blast corrosive, i can thin dreams
give up, i mean even your skin leaves
inseams, and you can put the us, in dust
ashes to ashes, fucked to up.

[StarF]
Up yours, loot slut, what?! Sucks to suck
I grab guns and run funds, bitch, duck!
I know you want a weapon, act like you gonna score that
Zer0 chance you’ll walk on me, I ain't your Salvadoormat
Alls fair in warfare, no kid gloves required
I'll trump you in a battle, you're gettin' friendly fired
On second thought, take it, use it to shoot pigeons
Practice makes perfect for this new loot midget

[King Pheenix]
Midget!, you asshole, Basho wannabe
Point a gun at me, class mod, wanting teeth
ass in assassin, emote for lost cause
my wish,its three votes for lockjaw
call it in the wind, putting down the perro
cero, hands off, loot no dinero
sharp as an arrow, dim as a road light
knocked out, left behind leads for a cold night

[Starby]
Stop with the collecting lil loot slut maverick
Not even top guns fix those maladroit missed hits
You boys should just quit, Imma party of one
Salvadork can't do my damage when you use two guns
And assassin named after the amount of your kills
couldn't put it to good use because you've got zer0 skills
Stop your petty fighting, cuz it's making me cringe
About to leave you blue and purple just to get to that orange

[Eye-Q]
All you guys, sluts for Loot
fight but your forgetting who?
I even shot more people too
trivial in this persuit
instead of talking smack around
I just simply lay it down
fighting over the new toys
children settle down
fight each other one more time
ill turn this truck around
Since we can’t all play nice
this loot is mine now
Everybody take a step back,
put the guns down
I'm just gonna dupe em all out
are we happy now?

[DJ RoboRob]
Hello there minions, it’s me, Claptrap!
Gimmie a high five? don’t make it awkward while i rap.
You’re all worse than stairs, so just gimmie your loot,
I’m the-