[Eye-Q]
Stanton Dahl once said And i quote
"There are three types of people in this universe:
people who need to be killed, the people doing the killing,
and the people who pay them”
I just happen ladies and gentlemen to be the second
good luck if your the first / ill see ya soon ( maniacal laughter)

I got a Pacifying Pitchfork sniper rifle gets work
Legendary Dahl Weapons, fill my pack, picked first
I don’t wanna sneak around/ i just wanna gun ya down
firing with little resistance they spread my love around
Everybody come get some i just wanna show my love
rock you to till you all fall sleep / six feet deep

D - is for the the Death they cause/ man i wanna shoot em all
A - is an all out Assault / i just came to do my part
H - because we Hit em all / everybody gonna fall
L - for all the Life thats lost / DAHL is what I’m Tellin y’all

Bursting while I’m zoomed at y’all / Patrol Scorpio does it all
Pistols that can snipe you all / bussing 3 plus rounds in ya
Loaded Hornets filled with lead buzzing bullets at your head
Spraying with my SMGs / just give it a little squeeze
Skirmish with this Emperor leave you running like pantie hoes

[King Pheenix]
Jakobs, the only sure way to meet your maker
In pieces, "break up" shaken, these guns are,layups.
Impact, like falling back from a skysscraper
Violators, die dialated for dyed paper
Legendary, sharing cemeteries, wholesale
Wood and metal layering,demon bearings, cold nails
oh well,get to hell, spread the word
didnt hurt one bit, it forgets your nerves
burned, dont need fire breath to hit desired temp
power is my dialect, decides whos dying next
try and quest, without these, skating uphill
curing disease, but only eating one pill
king of the gun hill, pro pain accessory
lecher for pleasantry, GSR is blessing me
guess youll see the love,gun massacre tests
we know if youve got wood in your hand, happiness.

[Starby]
Picking up my Maliwan- Where form meets function
I'm the master of the elements prepare for your destruction
Combustion, Eruption, Do Damage over time.
But It's too late to run, just try because I'm-
Slagging you up -cover you in that purple goop
& you'll be taking double damage the next time that i shoot.
Cuz plain Bullets just aren't cool enough- gotta set you on fire
Unprotected flesh assures there'll be no survivors
Upgrade to armor, but It's not match for corrosive
Like Hedorah dissolve your face with plethora of acid
U mad bitch? Switch defense- I'm sure that shield is better
Except [] I shoot more lightning than the next leading competitor
don't even have to shoot though, just take this grenade []
explode you from afar, sit back, and watch you spray all ways
Transform the battlefield, just watch what I create. []
Combat is an art and Maliwan is my paint.

[StarF]
Hello comrade, ah yes, brothers in arms
Vladof at your service leaving others so harmed
With an array of spray we're leaving no body unbloodied
You've got the kills as long as we've got your money
It ain't nothin funny take it from me we'll keep you gunning
We ain't Maliwan but our products are still stunning
Trust us, we know two things: Firearms and vodka
Have 'em runnin' tail between their legs, frightened devotchkas
We can bet you'll like the competition, but you'll like us moreso
Take 'em out like Clockwork, the weapons so horrorshow
Droogs by your side 'cause you never leave the hand flat
Backtrack confident and drop 'em with the nadsat
Phat tracks, whack cats, killing the vicinity
Shoot for the stars 'cause you'll be movin' for Infinity
Rapidly, reach for the hammer and sickle, you like that
Vladof has one question: will you be ready to fight back?!