[King Pheenix] Broken thoughts, the end of hot lead/ Oft said, stepping in the rage lanes, not wreck- or mended with stitches and options off this, slag leaves falling off quick Whiplash, cracking the coffins/ [StarF] Strike often and silent; virtuoso of violence Logistics? Defy it; a glitch in the science Assassination is imminent; my special ability This place ain’t strong enough to hold me out the facility [Starby] Putting my guns in motion, accelerate this bullet velocity ammo flowing like Satan’s Suckhole as I’m tearing down your HP Shoot em, Loot em, Dude Not even Dr.Zed can stitch this Bloody up this Bloodshot stronghold, better fear me bitches. [Eye-Q] Commando here lets go, get it moving bullets flow vault hunting shooting people got a problem lets go Chew em up spit em out/ hit em honey pull em out three hundred sixty degrees of rotation my lady twerk em out [Chorus] LYNCHWOOD TO SOUTHERN BAY, I SHOOT PEOPLE! HERO’S PASS TO WINDSHEAR WASTE, I SHOOT PEOPLE! FROM THE TUNDRA TO THE DUST, I SHOOT PEOPLE! ALL THE WAY TO THOUSAND CUTS, I STAB PEOPLE! ALL ACROSS THE HIGHLANDS, I SHOOT PEOPLE FROM THE ASHES TO THE DEAD SANDS, I SHOOT PEOPLE YO I’LL TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY, TO SHOOT PEOPLE WHATCHU THINK YOU’RE GONNA DO TO ME?! I SHOOT PEOPLE [King Pheenix] Bullet formed religion, call me mr god little off the face region, burn the whiskers off Bliss will stop (stop) (stop), when the clip is gone shoot you in your left nut, twist your spawn (point) [StarF] As soon as I enter the room you know it’ll be a bad fight Ignite instantaneous, lob grenades that precise Once you see me it’s too late, such a sad sight You know I kill mad mics sure as I murder Mad Mike [Starby] It's cute when you try to shoot but now I've got you phaselocked you won't enjoy this watch me take my aim and i'm unloading all my shots. Another one down, find some more Ha- Where you trying to go? i'm bringing a chemical beatdown and I’m all up in your face bro [Eye-Q] Its not even a fair fight here take my gun ill use a knife bullets flying with punctuation’s before you even write O you brought some other dudes I shoot friends of people too everybody’s a killer till i pull out my girls to shoot [Chorus] [King Pheenix] Count down, as the shells drown in the root of evil, Priority, roland found, Two, Shooting people, Ghost looking through the peep hole, mali-One Cause ground in the jaws, gunzerker barrage [StarF] Stop ‘em and pop ‘em quickly the bullets will drop ‘em A one way fight or flight, I shoot people non-stoppin’ I know the way of the blade, but always? Why bother I’m fluent in fluid battle tactics, be like water. [Starby] Had enough now bandits? Yo I’m surprised that you lasted I’m tearing up these halls with bullets watch your asses get blasted. Are you surrendering now? I think it’s time for a group hug I use converge and then i purge this stronghold of weak thugs [Eye-Q] Its not your privilege its my right as i blaze through the night I’m a Guerrilla in the mist with a laser on my site I’m a monster of a man with a Dahl in my hand All thats left in my wake is a Barren wasteland

[King Pheenix] Toil over blood and sweat, love my job raucous god, sacrifice loot, absolve, this,critical, confirm the visual Guns for guns, digital , eridium into you XO, First, low center, quick grab scraps, you have the blue lighted path. Million multipliers you do the math blast a bitch to 64 bits, scratch legendary itch, perlescent to the iris Shots, brick wall, falling. the sky hits Mine,beautiful, got a wedding band meddle man or woman, then you get a tan crisp,the trigger quicker than you dodge click, reload it, Dine on the shots enough, bruised guts? lace the boots up loot slut, think you had dibs too tough. [StarF] Yeah I look threatening but it's hard to be menacing when I can't grab a weapon Why you testin'? Now even my own party is steppin'? Time to learn your lesson Taking the next legendary drop? Out of the question Like "Yeah you can have the next one, don't worry" But when I catch a glimpse you immediately scurry Fool me once, shame on you Duel me once, sliced in two [King Pheenix] Diced and bruised, chopped salad flesh need an allen wrench, tighten up your step blessed, 800 times,l make this fast dont follow, like a shitty album, i skip tracks Quick blast corrosive, i can thin dreams give up, i mean even your skin leaves inseams, and you can put the us, in dust ashes to ashes, fucked to up. [StarF] Up yours, loot slut, what?! Sucks to suck I grab guns and run funds, bitch, duck! I know you want a weapon, act like you gonna score that Zer0 chance you’ll walk on me, I ain't your Salvadoormat Alls fair in warfare, no kid gloves required I'll trump you in a battle, you're gettin' friendly fired On second thought, take it, use it to shoot pigeons Practice makes perfect for this new loot midget [King Pheenix] Midget!, you asshole, Basho wannabe Point a gun at me, class mod, wanting teeth ass in assassin, emote for lost cause my wish,its three votes for lockjaw call it in the wind, putting down the perro cero, hands off, loot no dinero sharp as an arrow, dim as a road light knocked out, left behind leads for a cold night [Starby] Stop with the collecting lil loot slut maverick Not even top guns fix those maladroit missed hits You boys should just quit, Imma party of one Salvadork can't do my damage when you use two guns And assassin named after the amount of your kills couldn't put it to good use because you've got zer0 skills Stop your petty fighting, cuz it's making me cringe About to leave you blue and purple just to get to that orange [Eye-Q] All you guys, sluts for Loot fight but your forgetting who? I even shot more people too trivial in this persuit instead of talking smack around I just simply lay it down fighting over the new toys children settle down fight each other one more time ill turn this truck around Since we can’t all play nice this loot is mine now Everybody take a step back, put the guns down I'm just gonna dupe em all out are we happy now? [DJ RoboRob] Hello there minions, it’s me, Claptrap! Gimmie a high five? don’t make it awkward while i rap. You’re all worse than stairs, so just gimmie your loot, I’m the-

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[Eye-Q] Stanton Dahl once said And i quote "There are three types of people in this universe: people who need to be killed, the people doing the killing, and the people who pay them” I just happen ladies and gentlemen to be the second good luck if your the first / ill see ya soon ( maniacal laughter) I got a Pacifying Pitchfork sniper rifle gets work Legendary Dahl Weapons, fill my pack, picked first I don’t wanna sneak around/ i just wanna gun ya down firing with little resistance they spread my love around Everybody come get some i just wanna show my love rock you to till you all fall sleep / six feet deep D - is for the the Death they cause/ man i wanna shoot em all A - is an all out Assault / i just came to do my part H - because we Hit em all / everybody gonna fall L - for all the Life thats lost / DAHL is what I’m Tellin y’all Bursting while I’m zoomed at y’all / Patrol Scorpio does it all Pistols that can snipe you all / bussing 3 plus rounds in ya Loaded Hornets filled with lead buzzing bullets at your head Spraying with my SMGs / just give it a little squeeze Skirmish with this Emperor leave you running like pantie hoes [King Pheenix] Jakobs, the only sure way to meet your maker In pieces, "break up" shaken, these guns are,layups. Impact, like falling back from a skysscraper Violators, die dialated for dyed paper Legendary, sharing cemeteries, wholesale Wood and metal layering,demon bearings, cold nails oh well,get to hell, spread the word didnt hurt one bit, it forgets your nerves burned, dont need fire breath to hit desired temp power is my dialect, decides whos dying next try and quest, without these, skating uphill curing disease, but only eating one pill king of the gun hill, pro pain accessory lecher for pleasantry, GSR is blessing me guess youll see the love,gun massacre tests we know if youve got wood in your hand, happiness. [Starby] Picking up my Maliwan- Where form meets function I'm the master of the elements prepare for your destruction Combustion, Eruption, Do Damage over time. But It's too late to run, just try because I'm- Slagging you up -cover you in that purple goop & you'll be taking double damage the next time that i shoot. Cuz plain Bullets just aren't cool enough- gotta set you on fire Unprotected flesh assures there'll be no survivors Upgrade to armor, but It's not match for corrosive Like Hedorah dissolve your face with plethora of acid U mad bitch? Switch defense- I'm sure that shield is better Except [] I shoot more lightning than the next leading competitor don't even have to shoot though, just take this grenade [] explode you from afar, sit back, and watch you spray all ways Transform the battlefield, just watch what I create. [] Combat is an art and Maliwan is my paint. [StarF] Hello comrade, ah yes, brothers in arms Vladof at your service leaving others so harmed With an array of spray we're leaving no body unbloodied You've got the kills as long as we've got your money It ain't nothin funny take it from me we'll keep you gunning We ain't Maliwan but our products are still stunning Trust us, we know two things: Firearms and vodka Have 'em runnin' tail between their legs, frightened devotchkas We can bet you'll like the competition, but you'll like us moreso Take 'em out like Clockwork, the weapons so horrorshow Droogs by your side 'cause you never leave the hand flat Backtrack confident and drop 'em with the nadsat Phat tracks, whack cats, killing the vicinity Shoot for the stars 'cause you'll be movin' for Infinity Rapidly, reach for the hammer and sickle, you like that Vladof has one question: will you be ready to fight back?!